GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And then